Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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