party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
do herpes really smell.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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