Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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