Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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