does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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