Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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