Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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