At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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