are you still at the devil's house?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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