My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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