my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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