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(812): View more from Indiana

McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

All of them

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(+47): View more from Norway

i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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(+61): View more from Australia

he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms

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(432): View more from Texas

3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.

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Erry day erry day!

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.

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