We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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