Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I have tasted many bathrooms
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