yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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