Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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