Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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