Non-Jews are for practice
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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