Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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