Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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