In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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