Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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