normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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