he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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