He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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