And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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