Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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