These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
