I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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