If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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