I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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