Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I need you to use more vowels.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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