how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
