is your mom at the bar?
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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