he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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