I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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