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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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