went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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