super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Damn victory sex feels great
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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