There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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