i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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