She's JV to your varsity
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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