this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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