Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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