He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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