I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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