David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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