If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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