Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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