Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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